The Room
Buzz Drunk:
Anytime someone has sex needlessly, take a drink.
Whenever there is a scene on the roof, take a shot.
Blackout:
Every time Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) says “Lisa”, take a drink.
For whenever Johnny says “my future wife”, take two drinks.
Anytime there is a fake or horrible “haha”, take three drinks.
Every time Denny shows up unwanted or uninvited, finish your drink.
Whenever there is a football tossed, take a shot.
If you managed to sit through this whole movie, take five shots and realize that that is time you’re never going to get back.
Recommended Shot:
My Wife’s Snatch
Recommended Drink:
Liquid Room
Special thanks to Kenny! Without you this would not be posted. I owe you so big!