The Room

Buzz Drunk: 

Anytime someone has sex needlessly, take a drink. 

Whenever there is a scene on the roof, take a shot. 

Blackout: 

Every time Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) says “Lisa”, take a drink. 

For whenever Johnny says “my future wife”, take two drinks. 

Anytime there is a fake or horrible “haha”, take three drinks. 

Every time Denny shows up unwanted or uninvited, finish your drink. 

Whenever there is a football tossed, take a shot. 

If you managed to sit through this whole movie, take five shots and realize that that is time you’re never going to get back. 

Recommended Shot: 

My Wife’s Snatch

Recommended Drink: 

Liquid Room

Special thanks to Kenny!  Without you this would not be posted.  I owe you so big!   

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Notes

  1. supermegadeluxe reblogged this from moviesanddrinking and added:
    at this. moviesanddrinking:
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    Holy crap Allyx, Crystal, Caitlin, Kolton
  4. moviemeatloaf reblogged this from moviesanddrinking and added:
    piss drunk before even starting this movie.
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